Tuesday, August 18, 2009

H1N1 : Mind Over Body




Abg joe ckp dlm blog elyn

"There's nothing we can rely on except our own body's self defence mechanism. At least until there is real H1N1 antiviral developed"

Teringat wa masa kecik2 dulu.Wa ader terbaca satu artikel dr reader digest kot(dah lupa). Ikut kepahaman otak wa zaman tuh, die ckp kalau demam atau batuk sikit2 cube duduk lek2 n bayangkan penyakit tuh mcm naga yg ganas. Sistem imune kite pulak dibayangkan macam knight. So dragon n knight ni akan lawan n terus lawan sampai la naga tu mati.Kalau susah sgt nak bayang tgk jek gambar kat atas tu.

Sebab wa time tuh budak2, confirm la wa percaye habis2an. Tiap kali wa demam mesti wa tarik selimut n bayangkan perlawanan dgn naga nih. 30 minit dah kebah.

Kesan die pada wa ialah sampai sekarang wa tak penah makan panadol atau ubat batuk.Alhamdullilah la takat umur wa skang mmg jarang sakit.Setawun sekali dua jer la demam 30 minit.Sakit hati jek selalu.hehe

Technique ni jugak wa sesuaikan untuk wa guna masa wa wat marathon or long ride cycling.Ia lebih mudah untuk buat mende susah n lama sambil pikir yg enak2.Skang wa guna utk survive buat keje kebon lak yg sgt le boring n melenguhkan.hahaha

Wa harap sgt wa leh jd cam wolverine.Ada ability tuk regenerate yg pantas.hahaha

Sng cita wa agak tak percaya pada drug n lebih percaya self healing n healthy lifestyle. Boleh pakai ke pemikiran wa?Boleh ke guna utk survive H1n1 ni.Tatau la wa...

Monday, August 17, 2009

Permatang Pasir : Wow...calon UMNO penipu?

translate sukahati gua dr the edge

Kesalahan yang dibuat oleh Permatang Pasir Barisan Nasional (BN) calon Rohaizat Othman hingga di "struck off" dari Daftar Bar Council Malaysia ialah melibatkan individu pengacara.

Bar Council president Ragunath Kesavan kepada The Edge Malaysia bahawa proceeding di bawah section 103D of the Legal Profession Act 1976 adalah melibatkan salah laku individu peguam

"Kesalahan itu adalah kesalahan peguam itu sendiri dan tidak melibatkan orang lain kerana pengadu menamakan Rohaizat dan bukan nya rakan kongsi"

"Rohaizat telah "disbarred" pada 7 March tahun lalu dan dia merayu terhadap keputusan Bar Council ke mahkamah tinggi, dimana rayuannya juga turut ditolak pada 12 Aug tahun ini," tambahnya.

Ragunath mengatakan kesalahan yang dilakukan adalah melibatkan wang "stakeholder" Koperasi Pekebun Getah.


Sambungan berita gi baca sendiri..
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Kuang3, calon UMNO bermasalah.Power gile peguam ni..bukan takat koperasi getah jek kene kencing, selamber mat sembab ngn Isteri Rosmah pon kene kencing ngn die.Dah tader org lain lagi ke?

Kasi cabaran sikit la UMNO.Jgn le lemau sgt sampai camnih.Lawak siut.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Dah tak zaman main bola..

Football or Powerman?

AUG 13 — It’s off topic a little as I share my exploits during two recent weekends. On July 25, I was at Uniten to witness the Malakoff Universities Duathlon Series (MUDS).

For the just-initiated, namely yours truly, this is a 3km run-13km bike ride-3km run multi-sport event. Why was I there?

Well, since last August, I have taken to road cycling and have been doing it twice a week and, naturally, I wanted to see if I could perhaps get into some competition in the future. I somehow ended up emceeing the whole event and the next as well.

Anyway, it’s not all about me . . . but what humbled me were the efforts of a 14-year-old.

Under the blistering sun, the race took off at 9am, Mohammed Dayan Kalam walked, ran and cycled the whole route in 1hr 37min and 4 seconds . This cherubic kid showed great heart, determination and guts and was oblivious to the world as he cycled past the finish line.

I hailed his arrival at the finish line again on the following Saturday, on Aug 1, at University Malaya as though he had just scored the goal that had won us the SEA Games gold medal in Laos after a lapse of 20 years. This was the toughest cycling route in the series.

I had the pleasure, if you want to call it that, of riding the treacherous route or, in my own famous description, “One Hill, Four Climbs”, on the Friday night before and it is only for the brave. What Dayan demonstrated, I have not seen in my entire football career.

Would any modern-day footballer come out to play at 9am in our weather conditions? Not at all.

What I saw on the two consecutive Saturdays was truly a whole different world. Participants of varying age groups putting themselves through pain in their effort to excel.

And what do they do to prepare themselves? Yes, they put themselves through more pain. But the love of the sport keeps them motivated and their passion is undeniable.

These amateur athletes are a credit to their sport as professional sports decline at an alarming rate.

I had a very successful playing career over an 18-year period but I am truly humbled at what I saw and they tell me, wait till Powerman comes along with a 11km run-64km bike ride-10km run!

I would seriously like our professional footballers to perhaps witness at least one duathlon meet to see where they stand or rather see the true story of guts and glory.

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Walaupon gua makin slightly overweight tapi wa support powerman.Go Go powerman!


Saturday, August 15, 2009

Masih kah kau ingat??

Wa td wat check acc company bulan2 lepas.Teringat balik benda2 yg gua tertunggu2 sampai sekarang.

Royalti minyak kelantan
Kalau lu org ingat..ade menteri janji petronas akan kasi penerangan pasal duit royalti kltn masa manik urai.Sampai sekarang tader cerita apa2 pon.Degil beno petronas ni.Menteri arah pon dah tanak ikut.Rujuk Berita Harian.

Melayu UMNO yela mudah lupa.Melayu luar umno takan lupa sampai bila2.Maybe sbb kltn nih 99% bukan melayu kot.Nak sebuk2 n bela wat ape lak kan?


Kes TBH plak,
nampaknya skrip makin menuju ke arah yg gua predict bulan lepas kat sini.Seperti biasa kita boleh menjerit, melaung tak puas ati atau berlakon jd CSI sesama kita.Tapi ade bagi kesan ke?Nada!

Kes ajaran sesat lak,
Gua ade posting kat sini bulan lepas.Tetiber 9hb ari tuh geng ajaran sesat yg gua cakap ni terkantoi lak di seremban. Gua tau dr metro tapi kat sini lagi bagus penerangan die.Dah lama gua tunggu lu org kene tangkap..merosak bebudak jek.Paling gua hangin kat lu org psl asyik panggil gua "binatang ternak".Nasib baik kenkawan, kalu dak mampos lu org gua terajang.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Racist di sana sini

Letih baca sorat khabar lately.Hari2 tajuk psl racist wajib ada.Nasib baik soratkhabar kesayangan wa masih mengekalkan identiti berita yg cukup kool n mendebarkan.Yup baca metro ari ni.Budak2 cube mengepow dgn mengerat anu budak lain.Gile babeng "news value" die nih.Cube lu bayang jd budak yg kene toreh tuh..horror siut!.

Takat ni wa tak penah dengar news(kecuali la kes bini potong anu suami curang) or film yg ade cite camnih.Mane la dak nih blajo wat mende2 camnih.Cube bayang plak ape dak ni ckp masa ugut tuh.

"Oih..bak mai 5 kupang, kalu dak aku potong anu hang!!" sambil tangan tanggal kan seluar budak yg jd mangsa

Woo..horror!!.Kalu gua kompom gua kasi semua duit yg wa ada!!

Humm..mcm dah salah tajuk plak ni.

Wa nak ulas pasal racist sebenarnyer.Wa tertarik ngn artikel kat malaysia insider.

So okay I’m racist (just a bit, I mean like really tiny)

Wa sgt sokong mamat ni.Die berjaya "a bit racist in the cool way".

Terjemahan bebas dr wa - "Ya saya akui, saya kenkadang racist jugak.Saya rasa kebanyakan anda juga ada masaalah yang sama.Namun kalau kita boleh berlawak pasal benda2 racist sesama kita kira ok la.Tak dpt nak elak kenkadang mesti kita terpikir punya tapi tak payah la sampai membenci.Saya mungkin benci anjing Ms Ong tapi saya suka Ms Ong(cun kot Ms Ong ni).Jgn jadi pembenci sbb kalau dah bertukar menjadi kebencian naya la kita semua.Lagi bagus jadi jujur, dan sejujurnya saya memohon maaf sbb tak dapat berhenti buat bende2 mcm ni.Betul beb..saya tak tipu"

Paling wa setuju bangat taraf dewa ialah:-


"Teknikalnya bila masuk bab pompuan saya sgtlah tak racist.Saya hanya racist pada laki jek.Maksudnya mungkin saya feminist atau lesbian.Mana2 pon ok."


Way to go la bro.In fact mmg dreams wa kalau malaysia invite bangsa ni wat tambah satu bangsa lagi kat malaysia.Mmg super cool la beb!Tgk youtube bawah ni



holla!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Demo & ISA : Kempen Pemerintah Membodoh Rakyat Di Teruskan

Pemerintah : Hangpa tak boleh buat demo, nanti huru hara.Kita ni negara majmuk.

Rakyat : Pasai pa prancis, US semua buat demo, tapi tak huru hara pon.Er negara diorg tak majmuk ke?Siap sTatus negara maju lagi?

Pemerintah : Sebab hangpa bodoh!Tak reti jaga diri.Otak hangpa mana leh pk baik buruk.!@#%@^@#..Sbb PAS ditunggang DAP.



Pemerintah : ISA takleh mansuh nanti huru hara malaysia ni.

Rakyat : Pasai pa huru hara?Negara yg ada undang2 semacam ISA dah tinggal bapa kerat ja kat dunia ni.Dah nak pupus dah pon.Negara kominis cam Myanmar n China jek ada ISA ni.

Pemerintah :Jgn hina kami.Kami mana sama ngn kominis.Akta ISA ni nk membela melayu.Mesti betul punya.Akta ISA ni ada lg sbb hangpa ni bodoh lagi.Asyik nak huru - hara jek.Otak hangpa bodoh mana leh pikir!@#%@^@#..Sbb PAS ditunggang DAP.

IDUP BN!!!IDUP RAKYAT BODO!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Gambar Himpunan Mansuh ISA (5) : Bila dah pening (2.45 pm)


Sebab dah di serang segenap penjuru, terpaksa undur utk regroup.
Sessi takbir n solat


Tengah2 solat tetiba kene attack dr belakang.

Lepas dari ni polis mmg all out dr segenap penjuru. Wa teringat cam kat perang jek beb.Org mcm2 tgh jln.Selamber ramai yg terjun gaung yg agak tinggi gak.Gila betul.

Gambar gua stop takat nih, tak mampu nak tangkap gamba dah sbb wa pon da pening.Cite wa lebih kurang sama cam zaid ibrahim nyer citer.Lu bleh baca kat sini. Luka kat bontot wa pon sama jek cam die.haha

Gambar Himpunan Mansuh ISA (4) : Serangan Polis Bermula (2.35 pm)


Belah kanan kene attack ngn bom asap n chemical



Kiri pon ada FRU



Cam kool seberang roundbout.Lari gi sane ler.



Tgh lari2 kene tembak gas pemedih mata la plak.
Patah balik belakang



Lari!!Reksakse kat blakang nuh!!



Cepat!!Resakse dah nampak kite tuh!!

Gambar Himpunan Mansuh ISA (3) : Rempuh Merempoh (2.30 pm)


Atas Flyover
Org A: Terusss..teruss!!
Org B : Undur..Undur!!
Gua : Okeh2..wa undur..hee


Belah kanan Flyover.
Unit Amal : Huttt..Hut,hut.hut!!!
Polis : Pushh!!..Push!!



Polis tergolek .Unit Amal lagi power



Howyeahh!!



Dr Hatta : Oit hangpa gi main rugby kat bawah ni pasai apa?
Org soh gi jalan kat atas nuh!!



Jalan jek laa!!



Polis : Kuang3..saja ja pancing hangpa kasi turun bawah.Siap la
aku laukan hangpa

Gambar Himpunan Mansuh ISA (2) : Jalan Kinabalu (2.15pm)


Jalan Kinabalu - depan gua



Jalan Kinabalu - blakang gua



Naik Flyover


200 org jer dtg ni


Helikopter yg mengiringi kitorng sbg VIP.Mehal kitaorg bayar
ni.


Gambar Himpunan Mansuh ISA : Masjid Negara - Dataran sekitar 2.00 pm


Perhimpunan Bermula




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